Scottish Sitcom

So@24: Do you think you can work your connections and get me a copy of The Orphanage before I leave this weekend?
Leo: I think so. Why? Who are you sending it to/watching it with?
So@24: Beth and I have been talking about watching it.
Leo: Oh! Shit with Beth...
Leo: Ah...
So@24: Don't give me that "ah" shit.
Leo: ...
Leo: ... ah...
Leo: -stretch-
Leo: Ahhhh...
So@24: You're a bastard.
Leo: (in Scottish accent) Snuggle close, young lassy, and embrace me to keep away your frights. Aye.
So@24: ...
So@24: So are you going to give me the DVD or not, bonnie lass?
Leo: I'm checking if we have it, dick.