Signs You Need to Get Laid. Like. Now.

a friend: I always wanted a library like the one in Beauty & the Beast
So@24: Belle was always the hottest Disney princess.
a friend: Okay, but which princess had the best personality?
So@24: Come on, Belle wins that one again. No contest.
a friend: Just checking.
So@24: She reads all the time. She's independent. She's disgusted with Gaston while every other girl in the village is in love with him.
So@24: Alas. That's when I knew it was a fantasy.
a friend: Gastons are disgusting, pulease.
So@24: Is it weird that I thought the french feather duster was sexy?
a friend: You would.
So@24: She turned out to be a fox when she turned back into human form, so I get half credit.
a friend: ...
So@24: God I'm lonely.