The Shacking Patterns of Women

Shacking.

Girls sleeping over and staying in the bed of a male that is someone who is not a significant other.*

This isn't something that I'm particularly used to (not a surprise that a long term girlfriend would frown upon me doing this when we dated), but after Jenny stayed over... I conjured up a theory. As I often tend to do.

My theory is: girls shacking methods might be correlated with their personalities.

And since I really only have two girls as my case studies, they will have to do in order to explain my train of thought.

Beth

Shacking Habits:

• passed out in her dress on New Years
• will often grab a t-shirt from my drawer on her own
• sleeps in my t-shirt and undies
• passes out
  
• since I only have one pillow, we share it
  

Personality Traits:

• Disorganized, frantic in stressful situations
  
• spontaneous/sporadic
• go-with-the-flow attitude
• Ideal Evening = Rusty Nails followed by grilled cheese sandwiches and reruns of Strangers with Candy and/or cartoons
  
• has been known to chase Monarch vodka w/ Grey Goose
  

Jenny

Shacking Habits:

• Asked me to provide shorts and a t-shirt
• Requested an additional pillow (Thanks Leo!)
  
• falls asleep
• Ideal Evening = dancing and reruns of Sex & the City and/or Friends
  
• fell asleep in a very casual, proper manner (if that makes sense)

Personality Traits:

• Extremely organized
• likes to have events/gatherings planned out in advance
• focused, goal driven
  
• enjoys a good wine
  

Again, just a theory. Not sure how credible it is, but it was two examples that are very different when provided with the same scenario.




* good catch, Commenter!