please come take care of me...
I'm on crutches and have a giant ugly knee brace around my leg :(
ps. if anyone wanted to bring me anything...I'm madly in love with Ben and Jerry's icecream :)
<3 <3
Give me a break.
please come take care of me...
I'm on crutches and have a giant ugly knee brace around my leg :(
ps. if anyone wanted to bring me anything...I'm madly in love with Ben and Jerry's icecream :)
<3 <3
Hey,She responds minutes later:
At the risk of sounding like a complete moron, how do we know each other??
That's pretty random. Don't see that very often. But her "status" says that she is going to the Playboy Mansion for some kind of party this weekend. I better make friends fast! She must be well connected!
"Apparently your maturation process in regards to engaging women romantically stopped 6 years ago."
- Leo
Leslie: man i can't believe you didn't bag her.
i shacked it up all weekend.
So@24: Dude! It's not as easy as people think!
Leslie: yes.
it.
is.
Leslie: i do it every weekend.
So@24: HOW!?
Leslie: i talk to them. and ask if they want to continue to hang out
Leslie: "do you want to come over for a drink?" it's a question. done and done.
So@24: So you go back. You have a drink. Then what?
Leslie: have you ever initiated a kiss?
you initiate the first kiss
you hold a hand first.
brush up against the leg or arm
go in for a kiss
done and done.
So@24: Yeah... I initiated a kiss once if you remember. I pulled on the loops of her jeans.*
Leslie: NO.
So@24: I MISSED OUT IN COLLEGE!
Leslie: well dude
i like the thigh touch
a little brush up on the thigh
that sounds awkward, but it works
and it's all about the eye fucking
you MUST eye fuck.
So@24: I think Im too shy to eye fuck
Leslie: don't!
So@24: I'd get embarrassed!
Leslie: man. there's a lot you need to learn
Leslie: i sent you a song. listen carefullyespecially to the chorus.
enjoy. this song should be playing in your head when you're out. it will help :)
So@24: This is hilarious! HAHAHA!
Leslie: this is THE song that goes through my head when i'm out
So@24: Are you serious, Leslie!? I would feel like such a cheese dick!
Leslie: for some reason, when this song is in my head, it gives me confidence. it's gross
* my first kiss with Lynn is actually a really funny story, perhaps I'll post that at some point